to all you people who wanted to go to a restaurant because you didn't want to cook, but
didn't really want to deal with the customer service side of things because you think it seems
demeaning to the people who 'serve' you, but you didn't want to drive to a buffet because
you don't want to pollute the air with your expensive gas emmissions, and because
'buffet food isn't healthy' and you've decided to come into my establishment, FUCK YOU.